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Punniest Travel Jokes for Kids to Keep Them Groaning

Buckle that seat belt, hit the gas, and prepare to have your funny bone tickled with some of the best travel jokes for kids!

Best Travel Jokes for a Road Trip with kids

Why gather a bunch of Punny Jokes?

When traveling with kids, it always helps to have a few punny jokes up your sleeve. My kids are always putting me on spot. They ask me for my best travel jokes for kids when we are on our Canadian road trips, planes, or even just at the grocery store. And for some reason, when I get put on the spot like that, I just can’t come up with good, CLEAN, jokes for kids!

To help myself out, I’ve put together an ongoing list of some of my favorites We have knock-knock jokes, groaners, and knee-slappers. But most importantly, it’s an easy page to bookmark and reference whenever you need to come up with a quick list of clean short jokes for kids. And that’s a situation I always find myself in when my kids blurt out, “Say something funny.”

But it’s good to remember …

He who laughs last… Didn’t get the joke!

So buckle that seatbelt, hit the gas, and prepare to have your funny bone tickled with some of the best travel jokes and short puns for kids!

Why does Norway have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So they can Scandinavian!

Why are mountains the funniest place to travel?

They’re Hill Areas

Where do math teachers go on vacation?

Times Square

Why did the old lady fall in the well?

Because she didn’t see that well

What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane?

A Boeing Constrictor.

Humour can make any trip a little better. Check out some of the Best travel jokes for a family road trip

More Great Short Puns For Kids

Are you still with me? These short puns and travel jokes just keep coming in. Do you have new ones to share? Please send me an e-mail or drop it in the comments below. We have to keep those kids laughing!

What did the doctor say to the man who got sick at the airport?

It’s a terminal illness.

When getting on the bus I turned to my kids and said:

Don’t just stand there, Bus to move!

What do you drink while riding a camel?

Camel-mile tea

What travels around the world but stays in one place?

A Stamp

Where do sheep go on vacation?

To the baaaaaahamas

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Why didn’t the Elephant carry a suitcase?

He already had a trunk!

I never travel to Finland, I’m afraid I’d disappear into …


I’d love to go to Holland one day …

Wooden Shoe?

I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey

But I turned myself around.

A time traveler was in a restaurant. He liked it so much …

He went back four seconds.

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And The Travel Puns Keep Rolling!

When you travel as much as our family does, you can’t get enough travel puns to keep the kids occupied. It’s not rare for us to be stuck in a car or bus together for hours at a time. If you have some to share, let me know!

What is green, fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

A Pool table

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

Why don’t ants get sick?

Because they have little anty-bodies

What do you call a fish with no eyes?


What’s brown and sticky?

A stick

Which country has the most germs?


An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks.

The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he jumps higher out of the water and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”





Did you know that all the planets in the solar system are named after Gods?

Well, except for Earth.

It’s named after all that stuff on the ground.

Why do scuba divers fall backward out of the boat?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

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More Travel Jokes for Kids!

Our favorite travel jokes always resonate best after we’ve been to an awesome destination. There’s something about touching on a familiar topic that really gets kids excited.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out the front of his pants. The bartender looks up and says, “Hey pirate, you have a steering wheel coming out the front of your pants!”

Then the pirate says, “Argh, it’s drivin’ me nuts!

Knock knock-

Who’s there?


Owls who?

Yes, they do!

What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing Taxi’s

I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to.

But first, I’m going to have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down.

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

How do you stop Canadian Bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its little rock and broom.

Why did the Romanian stop reading?

To give her Bucharest

Two cats tried to swim across the ocean. One was named One Two Three and the other was named Un Deux Trois. Only one cat made it. Which one survived?

One Two Three because Un Deux Trois cat sank!

I used to have some good airplane jokes.

But they just couldn’t get off the ground.

What has a nose but can’t smell?

An airplane

Why did the airplane get sent to his room?

He had a bad altitude

What did the football player say to the flight attendant?

Put me in coach

Is loud laughing allowed in Hawaii?

Or just a low ha?

I’ll make sure to keep this list of travel jokes for kids up-to-date so that there are some fresh new laughs for your next road trip. If you have a favorite travel joke, pun or one-liner (keep it clean please, this is about family travel), don’t forget to put it in the comments below so we can add it to the list!

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Wednesday 23rd of November 2022

What did the frog say before he died?

He didn't say a thing. He just croaked!

Kevin Wagar

Thursday 1st of December 2022

Ba dum bum!


Wednesday 15th of September 2021

What did the pirate say when he got hit below the belt? Me-nards!

Juliet Edwards

Thursday 18th of July 2019

I typed in “road trip jokes” and happened upon your page! Love randomly running into work from an old friend!

Kevin Wagar

Thursday 18th of July 2019

HAHAHA! OMG, awesome to hear from you Jubes! I hope my jokes were better than the ones I told in high school.

Amanda Kendle

Tuesday 23rd of January 2018

You have no idea how much my seven-year-old son is going to love these!

Kevin Wagar

Tuesday 23rd of January 2018

I'm so happy to hear that! If you have any you'd like to add, don't hold them back!


Tuesday 21st of November 2017

Hahah, this one made my day ! Thank! Times Square... hahah!

Kevin Wagar

Sunday 26th of May 2019

I'm here all day. Don't forget to tip your waitress ;)